Posted By Dann

Barely a week after the funeral of popular teenage sports star Jack Foy - who died after a shade sail accident in Hastings, Victoria - four teenagers have suffered suspected spinal injuries after falling four metres from a shade sail they had been sitting on.

Neighbours of the park in Burwood, New South Wales, reported hearing voices in the park around 2 am on Sunday, and speculated that a hole had been burned in the sail by a cigarette lighter, before paramedics were called to the scene at 3.07am.  Park neighbour Sajid Abdul said ‘I heard some sounds like girls and boys chatting… I heard screaming sounds.’

The incident comes only weeks after thirteen year old Jack Foy died after falling through a shade sail atop which he and team-mates had been celebrating a cricket victory at Hastings Westpark Primary School.  A huge crowd gathered at the service last Friday, where Jack’s football uniform was displayed, and Rev. John O’Shea said that Jack had ‘already left his mark in his two short years at secondary school.’

Shade sails came to prominence in Australian schools after comedian Chris Lilley’s character Ja’mie King in the ABC television series Summer Heights High complained of a lack of shade during a transfer from an exclusive private school to public school Summer Heights High.  The craze of climbing on shade sails is also evident in heartfelt tributes left to seventeen year old Gemma Thoms on the PerthNow website: ‘…remember that night that we got pissed and went out with your mate Shane and went to Garden City and climbed up the poles to run a muck (sic) on the shade sails and got all cuts and bruises all over us, then we got busted by the security guard and we gave them false names(?)’

13 Comment(s):
su said...
still no reply from this sick person.
Monday, September 21, 2009 04:43:36 PM
su said...
I can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or not. if it is, then the jokes are missing out every time, and maybe they are some jokes that are only gotten by you. so why then even put them here on the internet? can't you see or don't you think that it would upset people? maybe this is what you want? if so then you are a sick person and what i say will not affect you. but the joke will be on you when this website is taken down and you are the laughing stocl. plus why do you put tarriff on how much people can type in reply? is this because you are afraid? i think it is obvious.
Friday, July 24, 2009 11:47:35 PM
jonno said...
r.i.p. jack and hope this dickhead dies
Friday, June 12, 2009 12:09:30 AM
jack rip said...
no chaser is funny this is shit.
Thursday, June 11, 2009 01:36:04 PM
Mason said...
what an illiterate assclown.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 11:57:22 PM
skiwz said...
this is almost as bad as the chaser episode, and just as funny (as in not at all)
Sunday, June 7, 2009 08:33:29 PM
sdfnsjkdfn said...
Yea its true this guy is retarded
Saturday, June 6, 2009 04:39:01 PM
aaron said...
so immature,
Friday, June 5, 2009 03:32:19 PM
anon said...
Thursday, June 4, 2009 01:59:12 PM
Anonomous said...
this isnt even funny, your making fun of someone whos dead, do you have a heart, even better, a life?!!
Friday, May 29, 2009 10:18:28 AM
luke said...
fuck u cust
Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:45:09 AM
G said...
as afriend of gemma i find this discusting and literally not funny
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 02:52:01 PM
sammi said...
yeh this is wrong and not funny
Saturday, May 16, 2009 11:19:58 PM
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